I’m pretty hungry
It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
….
hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.

It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
….
hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.

YOU RAN OFF WITH A BALROG! I DON’T HAVE LEGS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, RUN AFTER YOU?!
HEY. You’re the one who broke up with me…
Come on Shelob. You know your boy Faramir...still the sweetest man you’ll ever taste.